lokek sangat!!!!!

OFFICE MEMO:

All members of staff - please note that due to recession, there will only be one drink per person at this year's Annual Party.

And please bring your own cup!

Regards,

Management


And this is what happened at the annual party !!!

The specifications were missing in the memo (size of cup).

Moral of the story:
Be very specific in your daily life including project work.
Give specific specifications.

moral of story, according to me... DO NOT USE RECESSION AS AN EXCUSE... haahaahaa

what s want in a man

This is classic .........................

What I Want in a Man, Original List: 1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty 6. In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 36) 1. Nice looking 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs 3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Wants to talk to me. 5. Laughs at my jokes 6. Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Has at least one shirt with the arms cut out 8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Loves to go for drives 10. Seeks romance at least 3 times a week What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 42) 1. Not too ugly 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car 3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes 6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids 9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10. Shaves most weekends What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 52) 1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow money too often 4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting 5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends 7 . Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear 8. Appreciates a good TV dinner 9. Remembers your name on occasion 10. Shaves some weekends What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 62) 1. Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where bathroom is 3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep 4. Only snores lightly when asleep 5. Remembers why he's laughing 6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 7. Usually wears some clothes 8. Likes soft foods 9. Remembers where he left his teeth 10. Remembers that it's the weekend What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72) 1. Breathing 2. Doesn't miss the toilet

sumting 2 ponder on

3 Answers Men Are Afraid Of

1. (Whatever)

Men: What to have for dinner?
Women: Whatever...

Men: Why don't we have steamboat?
Women: Don't want, once i ate steamboat and later got pimples on my face.

Men: Alright, why don't we have Si Chuan cuisine.
Women: Yesterday we ate Si Chuan, why eat it today again?

Men: Hm..... I suggest we have seafood
Women: Seafood is no good, i ate it once, then later I got diarrhea.

Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Whatever..

2. (Anything)

Men: So what should we do now?
Women: Anything

Men: How about watching movie? It's been a Long time since we
watched movie.
Women: Watching movie is no good, it's waste time.

Men: How about bowling, or do some exercises?
Women: Exercise in such hot day?

Men: Then let's find a cafe and have coffee.
Women: Drinking coffee will affect my sleep

Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: Anything

3. (You decide)

Men: Then we just go home
Women: You decide

Men: Let take bus, I will accompany you
Women: Bus is dirty and crowded. I don't want.

Men: Ok we will take a Taxi
Women: Not worth it... for such a short distance

Men: Alright, then we walk.
Women: What! Walk with an empty stomach?

Men: Then what you suggest?
Women: You decide

Men: Let's have dinner first
Women: Whatever...

Men: What to eat?
Women: Anything

3 answers men r afraid of

Ucap 'Aku mencintaimu' secara serius BANYAK perkara yang perlu diketahui apabila menjalin hubungan dengan lelaki atau wanita yang baru dikenali. Sisi sesebuah perhubungan, lama atau baru bukan persoalan. Namun, menyatukan dua insan yang berlainan pandangan, sikap mahupun latar belakang tidak semudah disangka. Bahkan, ia melalui banyak fasa dalam meneguhkan jalinan yang penuh keindahan pada akhirnya. Jika anda sudah lama mengenali, tetapi belum begitu memahami dirinya, petua berikut mungkin boleh menjadi panduan di saat hubungan sedang goyah. Ia juga mungkin bermanfaat jika mahu memulakan satu fasa baru bersama pasangan. Berikan lebih daripada yang dia harapkan dan lakukan dengan senang hati. Ingat, jangan harap mendapat balasan daripada apa yang anda berikan, selagi dia belum milik anda ataupun jika sudah termaktub dia hak anda sekalipun, biarlah balasan itu datangnya daripada Yang Maha Pencipta. Bernikah dengan lelaki atau wanita yang anda cintai. Ketika usia beranjak tua, kebijaksanaan dan keelokan percakapan serta perlakuannya akan membuat anda bahagia sepanjang hayat biarpun tanpa dilimpahi kemewahan. Jangan percaya dengan apa yang anda dengar, jangan habiskan apa yang anda miliki atau tidur semahunya. Percayalah pada kata hati ketika mendengar segala fitnah dan tohmahan bagi menguji kesetiaan. Ketika mengucapkan, "Aku mencintaimu", lakukan dengan serius. Semua keputusan yang anda pilih, ada akibatnya oleh itu, bertanggungjawab atas pilihan atau keputusan yang dibuat.

whatever!!!!

Men Are Hard To Please

The problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.

If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

If u SMOKE, u are BAD ;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!

& sooo hard to please!!!!!

hatiku bukan di situ

tetiba rase nak share sumting ngan korg..
family ak 3 bradik yg diwajibkan msk asrama bila usia dah mencecah 13thn. bila dpt jek result upsr, mak ak pn ckp "brambuslah hang pi msk asrama!". hehe. xla, die ckp, baik ak msk asrama tkt kat umh x blajo. btol pn ckp die, ak ni kalo kat umh nagadap kotak 25inchi kat ruang tamu 2 je la 24jam. mane xkene halau....
sbnrnye ak x minat pn nak msk asrama cam kakak2 ak tu tapi konon nak jd anak mithali so ikutje la nasihat mak ayh ak so ak pn msk la mrsm.
bila msk je memula ingtkn nak jd bdk nakal tp kang mak ayh ak nangis kang payah plak.
so, ak pun develope 1 obsesi iaitu slalu nak blek umh...
mcm2 ak bwat reason kat borang blek brmlm 2, janji lulus. dr fm1 smpai fm5, keje ak bila hjg minggu jek ak blek rmh. ALHAMDULLILLAH....slalunye lulus tapi ada 2,3 kali xlulus
jln penyeselaian yg ak rase plg bodoh ak bwat adalah:

1. ak mintak kwn ak tepon HEP menyamar jd mak ak mintak luluskan kbnrn pulang ak.
2. ak tompang kete famli kwn ak yg lulus. ak sorok dlm benet krete die.
3. ak pura2 nak draw duet kat dpn gate, pastu thn teksi cabut.
4. hehehe. ak panjat pgr yg blakang leb fizik yg dah memeng uzur. kalo ringan xpegak, ak ni kira ank gjh la gak pun snggup pnjt pgr tu.

bnyk ag sbnrnye prkara2 bdh yng ak but untk blek umh...semata-mata nak tgk tv....
tp skrg akda tobat. cuti lepas spm pnjg sngt sampai ak da mls nak tgk tv. ak rase tv pun da mluat tgk muke ak...


walaupun ak rase apa yg ak bwat 2 bdh, tp ak x regret sbb mase bwat 2 thrill gle, kngn 2....korg mesti lg bnyk teori2 nak fly kan. ak ni pengecut sket so stakat tu je la yg ak daring nak bwat. apa lagi citerknla.. ak trinagin nak dgr;p

1st time

buah cmpdk di ats pgr
ambl galah tolong jolokkan
sy bdk br blaja
kalau slh tlg commentkn